Does anyone remember that episode of Seinfeld where the library police came after Jerry for not returning “Tropic of Capricorn?” Well, as it would turn out the library police do in reality exist, and they do make arrests. See what happened to a Wisconsin woman when she thought the library police were just sitcom fiction.
Have you noticed recently what has happened to the cell phone? It used to be this great device to get in touch with people via the telephone, hence the phone part. But they keep putting more parts into these phones. It’s like adding more genes to a human: the more you add, the more likely the phone is going to be mentally challenged.
Recently, a huge number of people and places are talking about how good The Prius and other “environmentally friendly” some cars are. This is also what Toyota wants you to think. But seriously think again, because you aren’t saving any sap, you are one.
As of recent, you have become more and more disappointing. In fact, now you are downright boring. Why all of the sudden have you tried become someone else, like that whore myspace? What purpose do these applications serve in our open relationship?
This rule applies equally to men and women, and should ALWAYS be applied.
The Umbrella rule is an interesting one. It states “No two men shall share one umbrella. If it is raining, each should have their own umbrella.”
There are certain rules required to be known by all men. Most are universal, but for some reason, some guys just don’t know these rules. This is why I plan on writing a whole series on the man rules, just to make sure everyone is on the same page. The first rule up: The Urinal Rule, and other bathroom rules. [Read more…]