Does anyone remember that episode of Seinfeld where the library police came after Jerry for not returning “Tropic of Capricorn?” Well, as it would turn out the library police do in reality exist, and they do make arrests. See what happened to a Wisconsin woman when she thought the library police were just sitcom fiction.
The Cell Phone: A Social Class Indicator
Have you noticed recently what has happened to the cell phone? It used to be this great device to get in touch with people via the telephone, hence the phone part. But they keep putting more parts into these phones. It’s like adding more genes to a human: the more you add, the more likely the phone is going to be mentally challenged.
The Prius: You pay more AND hurt the environment MORE
Recently, a huge number of people and places are talking about how good The Prius and other “environmentally friendly” some cars are. This is also what Toyota wants you to think. But seriously think again, because you aren’t saving any sap, you are one.
Screw the electoral college, we should vote via text to Ryan Seacrest
It’s an election year, which means most television coverage is given to politics and current issues at hand. The sad part about this, more people will most likely watch American Idol than vote in the election. This is the sad state of america, but the solution? We should get rid of the electoral college, and vote via text message to Ryan Seacrest.
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An open letter to facebook
Dear Facebook,
As of recent, you have become more and more disappointing. In fact, now you are downright boring. Why all of the sudden have you tried become someone else, like that whore myspace? What purpose do these applications serve in our open relationship?
The Shotgun Rule
This rule applies equally to men and women, and should ALWAYS be applied.
The Umbrella Rule and sharing rules in general
The Umbrella rule is an interesting one. It states “No two men shall share one umbrella. If it is raining, each should have their own umbrella.”
The Urinal Rule (and other man bathroom rules)
There are certain rules required to be known by all men. Most are universal, but for some reason, some guys just don’t know these rules. This is why I plan on writing a whole series on the man rules, just to make sure everyone is on the same page. The first rule up: The Urinal Rule, and other bathroom rules. [Read more…]
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