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July 1st Weird News

July 1, 2008 by Jay

A man attacked his mother with a package of polish sausage, a high school in Britain accepted an obscenity on a test, and a man was arrested in Manchester, Connecticut, in an outfit rather revealing.

On Saturday Night, police responded to a call in which a man attacked his mother with Polish Sausage.  His mother told police that the man had been drinking and had argued with his mother.  He then threw the 3 pound package at her, which hit her in the head.  When police arrived, he was on the phone and cooking the sausage.  He was released on $500 bond.

A British teen was awarded a 2 out of 27 for writing nothing on an exam except “Fuck Off”.  The exam question said “Describe the room you are sitting in”.  He was awarded the points because it was spelled correctly and conveyed a basic meaning.  Peter Bukroyd awarded the points, and added that the student would have received a higher mark if the phrase had been punctuated.

In Manchester, CT, a man was found walking down 291 in only a thong, fake breasts, and a wig.  This prompted several phone calls by motorists.  The police found the man collecting cans behind a local business, and he was charged with disorderly conduct.  He was released on $2500 bail.

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